Clocks going back

Hope you all remember to put your clocks back, we lose an hour sleep then again it doesn’t bother me I shall make up for it over the year.

Don’t forget we are coming up to Halloween and a lot of trick and treaters will be out on what I call begging calls.So for the next 2 days I am going to be hibernating in the evenings. I shall be working  all I am requesting is if anyone is visiting me in the evening is to ring me once they are outside my door so that I know its you.

Will be dusting out my santa outfit this year and why not come along and kiss me under the mistletoe or open the advent calender.

All special offers are coming to an end on 31st october 2017.

ONLY 57  DAYS TO CHRISTMAS.

Have a lovely week

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January visit to Kent naturist spa

 

As you all know I am visiting Kent in January for my holidays and I shall incorporate a bit of naughty and delicious time. Many of you have asked if I will be doing any orgies but this won’t be the case. I shall be available on certain days for bookings, at the spa I can do my usual half hour and one hour In calls and then you are free to join in the facilities and use the spa for the whole day.

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Great to be back home

So glad to be back home again. I can now concentrate on Christmas, have you wrote your cards out yet, and have you also wrapped your presents as well. If you need help in that department I can do it for you for a small fee.

Why not send in your ideas for your ideal Christmas gifts and see who has the best idea . I shall judge the best idea and the winner will be announced after Christmas and who knows what the prize will be. will keep you keep you guessing. Go on have a go and you never know you may win a prize. There are 2 prizes up for grabs.

Come and see me before the end of October for an hour and get half hour free offer is still on but please hurry as the offer runs out soon.

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I’M COMING HOME

Hi everyone,

Did you all miss me? I am returning back home to the Isle of wight tomorrow, I shall be back on the Island late evening and am so glad to be coming home back to some normality.

I had a nice time in Birmingham, but though I was born in Birmingham and I should feel it is my home, it don’t feel like home to me at all. I have been on the Island for 13 years and have made it my home and it feels like I have been here longer.

I would finally like to thank those who had booked to see me and yet they didn’t show, So thank you for wasting my time when I could offered those slots to others rather than disappoint them. It is a good job I have decided not to publish your mobile phone number, it doesn’t take a few seconds to ring to say you can’t make it.

Finally I shall be back working from Tuesday onwards may even get a cheeky booking in tomorrow night.

Have a lovely week and see you all soon

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Can anyone read

Good morning everyone. Doesn’t look very bright today don’t really expect sunshine but a dry day wont go amiss. I have decided that even though I had put on my adult work profile text messages will be ignored to take that down as so many still text. Surely everyone must realise texting is not discrete all you need is the other half to be doing something around the house, hears a beep or even nothing sees your phone lying around picks it up, being curious as a cat thinks ah lets see what has my beloved been up to and up pops a message or two from your favourite lady of pleasure. How much damage could that do to your home life family and everything else, let alone what it would do to the poor lady who you have sent messages to especially if she has sent you her address. I personally do not send any address details via text messages, I can give out information but it is always quicker to speak and if you are questioned as to whose number it is you can always invent something.

I do however find it annoying when I get a phone call then the person hangs up when I answer and immediately sends a text message to say their phone speaker is playing up yet they can’t prove that it is playing up. Maybe next time I shall ring the number and see if the phone speaker defiantly is playing up.

Please do not ask for pictures to be sent to you as i have a big collection on adultwork and youkandy also I have sets on chaturbate which can can all view.

Right off to Birmingham tomorrow. see you all when i get back

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Birmingham here I come

Only 2 days to go before I make my presence felt in Birmingham. Will be quite an adventure if anyone is at a loose end please do get in touch as it will be lovely to see you all. I am hoping to see some old faces and have a catch and see how many of you I can still remember, though I can be forgiven as it has been 13 years since I have exiled myself from Birmingham.

If you want a booking in Birmingham please contact me soon as availability is low as I wouldn’t want anyone to be dissapointed.

I am now offering webcams and phone chat on adult work and chaturbate.

Have a lovely week and hopefully see you all soon.

 

 

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71 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS

What do the 3 pictures above have in common and which one is the odd one out. The answer will be at the end of this post.

Well It is only 71 days to go before Christmas hope everyone is looking forward to the big hype, so much spent all for one day and then its all gone in a flash.But still I love Christmas I guess for reasons personal to me. Must visit Busy Bees which I was planning on tomorrow but my dishwasher has decided it doesn’t want to play and needs fixing, so a nice gentleman from Hotpoint is coming to fix it for me.

This year I am going to decorate my house with some lovely Christmas decorations and the car will also get a treat. The cat will be wearing a silly hat too, she doesn’t know it yet but she will love it when she gets used to it.

Hopefully the weather will stay mild this week and i should have a nice pleasant drive to Birmingham. I am taking bookings until Thursday evening and shall be away from Friday 20th till Monday 23rd, Back to normal from  Tuesday 24th October.

The answer to my riddle the odd one out is the nativity picture as that is religious the other 2 are the same as they are pussy. the 3 pictures have the same in common as they are searching for Christmas as I am bending over, looking into the light , the cat is lit up and the nativity figures are looking for the baby Jesus.

Have a lovely week and see you all soon

 

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INDIAN ESCORT IN BIRMINGHAM

Hi everyone, not long before I visit Birmingham for the weekend , hope it is sunny, though it the weather can be hit and miss in Birmingham , but we can’t really expect much so late in the year.

If any of you do miss me this time around this month I am doing a flying visit for one day only on November 9th. So give me a shout if you are at a loose end. I am hoping to get some more Christmas shopping done too and have a visit to where I grew up and see how much it has changed.

Have a lovely week. Look forward to seeing you soon

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Christmas is coming

Hope you have all ordered my Christmas present Citroen’s have a 12 week wait for the ds5 I shall be forever grateful to you all to wake up on Christmas morning to find a row of them outside my house. I can then pick and choose which one to drive, just remember to order an automatic.

Well on a happier note I shall be another year older on Thursday and if you can spot a deliberate mistake in this blog post and you make a booking you, I shall give a discount of £10 off the booking.

Have  a lovely week and I will be hoping it wont be cold on my 69th birthday. At least I haven’t started showing my age.

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BIRTHDAY SPECIAL OFFER

To celebrate my forthcoming birthday I am doing a special offer from 1st October till 31st October book an hour and get half hour free. Please mention the word PUSSY  when you book and you will get the offer.

Still very much looking forward to my holiday in Tenerife. Hopefully the break will do me some good and will come back with a well topped up tan. Won’t be packing many clothes as don’t intend leaving the nudist area this time around.

Been a lovely sunny day today, so have been out enjoying the sun before it all disappears. Mind you we can’t grumble even a bit of is better than no sun

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