New Pics

Well well here are a couple of my new photos, more to follow when I have sorted the rest out.I must say the photographer did a good job on these. It was a really good session but a bit too warm the day.

Things seem to be calming down now after the general election so hopefully the government can get on with trying to run the country. I am hoping that we get a good deal from leaving the euro, as long as they don’t get the country into more trouble we should be ok, but we shall see.

I have a special offer on until 30th June 2017 get 4 hours for £250, if this is not of interest or not got the time you can still see me for a shorter time at my usual rates

Stay cool and have a nice weekend

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New pics coming soon

Well what a nice day was had by me. I had a lovely photo shoot with a photographer from the mainland and I must say looking at the preview of my pics I am very very impressed.So just waiting for the pics to arrive and I shall be putting them on for everyone to see. 

Had my nails done on Thursday and decided to go purple ready for my next photo shoot on Monday, So its all fun fun and fun.

Looks like another heatwave coming our way. Enjoy your weekend look forward to seeing you all sometime soon

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So its all over for another 5 years, Theresa May has become prime minister for the next 5 years and now has the task of forming a new government, I am ever so glad that the conservatives did win even though it is a hung parliament. I stayed up to watch the results and at one point when Jeremy Corbyn was leading I was seriously considering emigrating.

Don’t know why the other party leaders are whingeing, Jeremy Corbyn thinks he can do a better job, Tim Farron is sqwaking as usual, and Paul Nuttal has done the decent thing and resigned, who wants the top job anyway, I wouldn’t. Though I do admire Mrs May she took a gamble and though it has backfired and didn’t give her the majority she wanted she has held her head up high and has plodded on. If the DUP do join forces with the conservatives it will mean 2 women will be making the decisions, how good is that. I think Jeremy Corbyn should resign but that is my personal view.

If labour had won where would the money have come from to pay for the free university education and everything else they were pledging, how much debt would the country be in, would we want to go back into that sort of descent. Then again if labour did come into power and got their massive calculator out and found they couldn’t afford to pay for free university education and free nursery places, would they have backtracked? and this would cause a student riot and face the wrath of the students. In my view all politicians lie to get your votes and then either don’t do what they say they are going to or just back track with some silly excuse. Remember the lib dems and Nick Clegg with his promise of no increase of university fees.

Lets hope that everything settles down and all the politicians stop throwing their toys out of their prams, for god’s sake how old are  they all.

On a much brighter note the weather has improved and it is nice for everyone at the festival though I wasn’t very happy about being stuck in traffic going into Newport yesterday. took me over 45 minute to get there for a journey that shouldn’t take more than 20 minutes.

I am around all weekend. Have a lovely weekend don’t work too HARD


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Its that time again. Loads of people coming onto the island for the annual Isle of Wight pop festival. Lets hope the weather is good and everyone enjoys themselves. I myself am not really a music fan as it is just head banging music for me.Hopefully this year everything will run smoothly.

I shall be doing my patriotic duty as usual by offering my services to all mankind so if you would like a break from all that head banging noise why not ring me and book a slot at Anjali Towers, will have the kettle on the boil and may even stretch to a cake or biscuit if you are lucky. If you are very  very lucky bacon sandwiches may be on the menu.

Book an hour on the festival weekend and get half hour free. 

Don’t forget to vote on 8th June if you want your vote to count. please leave a comment on who you think should win and why you think they should win as I would  like to know what others think. I still think the country should be run by women but that is just my view.

On a Slimmer note

I have been going to slimming world for 6 weeks now and have lost half a stone so hopefully by the end of the summer i should be a slimmer me will keep you updated with the new me. I can still eat my favourite foods and still lose weight, how good is that.

All those who are going to the festival have a lovely weekend and the same to those who are not going. The weather doesn’t look too promising this weekend sorry guys. I am staying at home waiting for the phone to ring. See you all soon

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what a change to the weather

wow what can I say, it has been glorious weather lots of time to top up your tan, maybe that is why we haven’t seen any politician coming to the door campaigning for our votes. So I don’t think I shall be voting if i don’t know what’s on offer why should I go along with the rest of the country and vote someone in and then moan about the state of the country.

Do politician really follow their manifestos or is it just their bit of bedtime reading,and what happens to their battle busses once the campaigns are over. Who actually drives their busses, who actually thinks up the policies and how do they do their maths and tally up the maths ,somehow the maths have to add up. at he end of all this the parties leaders of all parties have to look at the worse case scenario that that June 8th could be their last day in office. so in effect they have written themselves out of a job. how unfortunate is that. The weird part of all this is I must have all these questions that go through my head I really should get a life.

Though there are other things that go through my mind like what happens to your blood once they have tested it in the lab, what does a dentist do to your teeth when they have removed them.

I am around this bank holiday so if you are at a loose end please do ring and pop round

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Another bank holiday on its way .An excuse for pictures

Looks like we are having another bank holiday coming up. Too many bank holidays are around .

I have been asked so many times if my pictures are recent, though they are I could do with a fresh approach of pictures. If there are any budding photographers out there who would like to take some pics of me please do contact me also I am thinking of including pictures with my male friend, so if you guys are comfortable with that I would love to hear from you.

My slimming world journey is going well and I shall soon be a size 10, fingers and toes crossed. I go in each week get weighed and then just leave

Not long before the general elections have noticed politicians on the tv going around campaigning in different areas across the country.Unfortunately we don’t see any politicians coming to the Isle of Wight. We seemed to be forgotten yet they want our votes at the end of the day.

Also Isle of wight festival will start on the 8th June hopefully everyone who is coming to the festival will have taken time out to vote before coming down.

Donald Trump is in the news noticed he is on his tour of the middle east am surprised they even allowed him into a Muslim country after he was the one who said he would like to ban Muslims going to the USA. Mrs trump didn’t even have a headscarf  she could have just worn in national dress for a short while, and people say eastern people don’t respect the country that they live in and do what they like. Well Mr and Mrs Trump is it one rule for one and one for another. Maybe he should practice what he preaches.

I have a special offer on until the end of may all incalls are £80 per hour but only until 31st may 2017. If you are at a loose end please do call me and we can pamper each other.

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A  very big congrats to Portugal for winning the Euro vision song contest , though we did do quite well, coming in half way , but I think that is only because we are leaving Europe. I knew we had no chance in winning, so didn’t really stay up till the end.

At least the weather has been nice for the walkers for walk the wight today,well done to everyone who took part I was going to do it again this year but totally forgot to registered I did it a few years ago and it was so therapeutic

So now its out with the old and in with the new . France swore in their youngest president since Napoleon. I believe he will do a good job. I guess he will have a good fan club behind him as well as he is not too bad looking if can comment on his looks. Must send him my congratulations. Mind you I do love the french accent followed by the Irish accent.

Well on the subject of losing I still haven’t lost my brummie accent I was hoping I would have lost it by now but I suppose it will never go away.

I am now on a health kick and have decided I need to lose a bit of weight and try and look my best, so I joined slimming world 4 weeks ago. I shall be keeping you all updated on my progress on how I am doing at the moment I am losing slowly which is a good thing. I shall have a perfect figure.

I have a special offer on again buy one get one free so book an hour free. this is on until 31st may.

I shall be around all over the bank holiday so if you are at a loose end please do give me a call and pop round.



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Euro vision Song Contest

Its here again. The Euro Vision Song Contest where everyone seems to put their talent to the test. I must admit I do sit up and watch the show and see who wins and we never ever win. We might surprise everyone this year by winning as we may not be able to enter once we leave the euro. Another competition that we can’t join in.Thank you to all those kill joys who voted for brexit.

Though I used to enjoy watching the Euro vision when Sir Terry Wogan used to commentate as he  was so much fun. Graham Norton does his best but he doesn’t have the charm and the charisma and the cheeky chappy voice.

I haven’t personally heard the British entry so far hopefully when i get to hear it it may get some points and it may win. so here is wishing Great Britain good luck.


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3 cheers for the new french president

So the french have voted in the country’s youngest president. Emmanuel Macron takes over on Sunday, I am happy he won and Marine Le Pen didn’t get in as didn’t feel she had the the qualities to run the country.  Whilst the french discuss brexit with the U K what will he think of protecting the rights of the British who reside in France as he is not in favour of Britain leaving the E U. Though he will want the best for the french who reside in the united kingdom

Well it doesn’t look like we will have any summer this year as it doesn’t seem to stay warm for too long some days it will be warm and then we get a bit of a chill I am still touching up the heat some evenings as I tend to feel the cold more.

Hope you all have have a lovely week and enjoy some lovely weather see you soon



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Bank holiday elections etc etc etc

Another bank holiday out of the way and 3 weeks to go and guess what we have another bank holiday. Do the Brits ever stop having bank holidays. Oh well I prefer to keep myself busy on bank holidays they are just like any other day to me.

Well its polling day today, when the politician are counting on your support but not one has come to my door to tell me what they will do for me.I  have now been on the Island for 13 years and in all this time I have one visit from the leader of the lib dems back in 2005 come to the door and never had anyone since. They all want your support but if they can’t be bothered to make an effort to come and see you I cant see them fulfilling their  promises to you.

Summer seems to have disappeared as it has gone all cold all of a sudden had my heating back on again.  Hopefully this is only a blip and summer will return in the meantime keep warm.

Have a lovely week and see you all soon

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