Another general election

Well what can i say the lady has spoken Theresa may has decided that she want a snap election, Mind you I think she is clever . Though she is taking a big gamble fair play to her I do admire her, she has more balls than anyone else.

Well on a lighter note I shall be flying off to Angoleume in a few hours time  and I shall be returning on Sunday. So France here I come, Hope I have polished up my french enough to be able to order a meal, i have decided to try out the french cuisine.

Have a lovely weekend and i will catch up with everyone on my return.

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Well doesn’t time fly, especially when you are having fun. The duke and duchess of Cambridge have their 6th wedding anniversary on the 29th April, which is the same date that I moved to the island but I have been on the island 13 years ago this year on the 29th April . I have met so many nice gents in my time on the island and hopefully I shall meet many more as I plan to stick around for a lot more years to come.

I am away next weekend from 21st April until 23rd April and will be back raring to go on the 24th April, after all a girl needs a break sometime .

My special offer of buy one get one free in still on. So if  you are in need of a pampering and would like to kill a couple of hours you know where i am.

Have a lovely Easter as all the shops are shut on Easter Sunday hope you find little jobs to do, good excuse for a lie in. Don’t eat too many Easter eggs save some for the buuny.
















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Just realised its Easter this weekend, why does the date change each year, then again I have never been religious. I guess Easter is there just to confuse me which isn’t hard to do.

I shall be active over the Easter weekend minus eating the Easter eggs as have decided to be a good girl and try and get a better figure, so once I have lost a dress size or two I shall be updating my pictures, so watch this space.

I have a special offer on at the moment until the end of April  so buy one and get one free maybe you are at a loose end over the Easter break and fancy some pampering?

I am visiting Angouleme in France for a well earned weekend this month so if any of you are in the area pop in and say hello or simply give me a wave. It will be lovely to see any of my fans over there. Hopefully I should have some nice pictures to put up on my return.

Finally have a lovely Easter and see you all soon.


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Well what can I say, Mrs May has finally triggered article 50 and asked for a divorce from the E U. Better start crying as we may not get the same goodies that we have been getting once we leave. i am slightly upset as was hoping to see my dying days in Europe with a backpack exploring, but the Europeans might not be so welcoming towards me anymore.

I do however admire Nicola Sturgeon as she is sticking to her guns and I would stick with her she is one tough woman.I wouldn’t be surprise if she gets her way sooner rather than later.

On a lighter note has anyone had their first pound coin, i have tried to get change from several places but no such luck

I shall be working all over the Easter break. So if you are at a loose end come and see me.


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Scotland is in the news again. Scotland’s first minister would like to have a referendum for independence from the UK. UK want to leave Europe. Next topic maybe that Ireland will want to leave the UK or maybe not? maybe its a female thing. We all want to be independent and do our own thing. If Scotland split from the UK ,will we be called the UK or something else.

So the prime minister can now trigger article 50 to leave the E U, Is that such a good thing? Are we doing the right as we aren’t really protecting the right of EU residents living and working in the UK. does this mean any Brits living in Europe will lose any rights over there too. Will we get any better deals with import and export deals, this was never explained to voters only scare tactics were used for voter and foundations were laid out on that basis. Other countries may not be quick to trade with the U K.

I can see Scotland’s point in wanting to go their own  as it can open many doors to them but it could do a lot of harm for the UK, I shall be keeping up  with events and see where it goes and hope it all goes well for the Scottish.

Well that’s  enough of my rant for British politics.

On a lighter note I am visiting France on a dirty weekend in April so if you are around there  don’t forget to wave at me you never know I might even flash my tits at you if you are good.

Have a good week.

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Well its been quite a nice day today, hope we get more nicer days. I had a lovely trip into Portsmouth on Thursday and it was lovely and warm on that day as well. I was taking advantage of the hovercraft’s £5 day returns on Tuesdays and Thursdays in the month of March.

So much has happened in the last few weeks since I signed in, I am planning new ventures this year so watch this space. I shall be doing a special offer around Easter time. Hopefully I shall greet everyone in my bunny costume if I can get the costume in time.

Still no news on the moving so looks like I am still at my mini mansion which isn’t such a bad thing as I will have to find more things to move around and possible knock walls downs. Maybe I should have been a property developer or is that being too adventures.

Why not treat yourself from now until the end of march with a special offer book me for an hour and get the second hour half 2 hours will cost you £150 instead of £200.






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After much too much thought I have decided to move estate agents and have decided that I must really move house. How many times can a girl move the house around in as many combinations?

Have searched all corners of the earth for property to move to looked on zoopla, on the, right move. have looked at studio flats to 8 bed roomed detached houses, but for some reason nothing grabs me at the moment. Estate agents love sending out property details which are either not really what I have asked for or those that they can’t shift.

Any ideas on where I could move to would be gratefully received.

Hope the weather isn’t putting you off at all , at least it isn’t snowing.It is still cold though was hoping for a few nice days but like the saying goes all good things comes to those who wait.

Roll on summer hopefully we should get some nice weather this year

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Well I have now been back in the UK for just over 2 weeks and its still cold. I am still putting on the heating just to keep me warm. Still thinking about where to go on my next holiday but cant make my mind up. Fancied going to Russia but the cold spell certainly puts me off. Though Russia is a beautiful country, don’t think I shall be allowed in the land of the trumpet also known as the United States of America.Seeing as my ancestors were from the middle east. With the travel ban don’t think anyone will be allowed in.

Anyway whilst I was on holiday i did notice a note in the lift and the hotel lobby saying please do not feed the pussy’s. What is this I thought to myself, My pussy needs feeding regularly. Then I realised which form of pussy they meant.

For all those of you who have paid the taxman hope you have not left yourselves skint. You deserve some pampering why not come along and get some tax relief therapy. I am doing a special offer of book an hour and get second hour for half price to unwind and treat yourselves as you deserve it.

Well with valentines day looming in the background I shall be in my finest greeting you all at the door in something bright, hopefully we should have a nice summer this year.

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A very good evening to all my friends, I have had a wonderful week in Tenerife, The sun was shining and at one point the temperature went as high as 34 degrees, and not a cockroach in site.

I spent most mornings in the nudist sunbathing area in the hotel and the afternoons were for exploring as it did get a bit cooler. Also managed to watch a bit of TV to keep up with current affairs about the goings on of the world mainly the United Kingdom and United States Of America.

So America has finally sworn in the new president, so Mr Trump is now regarded as the leader of the most powerful country in the world, Nigel Farage and Michael Gove seemed to be in toe doing their bit. Lets hope Mr Gove decides on improving his image as a journalist by changing the style of his spectacles. Whilst Nigel Farage is still making silly remarks thinking the world will laugh with him.

Well at least I learnt one thing Americans will vote you in for even the simple of reasons, so I wouldn’t trust anything they say or think, as proved one of them thought the she thought he was ok because he had 2 daughters and a beautiful wife. Well there is still hope for me to become the next president of the united states but the question is would I be able to count on all your. votes if you all moved over there just to vote for me.

Well as I am back now I am raring to go and hoping that 2017 will be a busy year for me.Hopefully the cold spell wont last too long.



















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Well 2 days to go and I shall be topping up my tan if I don’t get eaten by cockroaches. Hopefully they have heard that I am on way and have scurried away and will allow me to enjoy my holiday.

All the packing is done and am looking forward to trying out the Spanish cuisine hopefully will know what i am eating and the weather will be warm. The hotel has a nudist sunbathing area so you can imagine where I will be heading to. If anyone wants to join me they are more than welcome to.

The weather in the UK doesn’t look too promising so will be thinking of you all.See you all on my return update on the 22nd January.

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