Not long to go for the big day as they say. only 34 sleeps till Christmas, must get my Santa outfit out brush off everything and get all you lovely guys to sit on my knee to let me know what you would like for Christmas.
So does anyone have any plans for the new year. I have already booked a week away in January. Sorry guys even I have to take a break from time to time. I shall be in Kent. So why not cum along and say Hi, I shall be down in that part of the woods from 11th January 2018 till 18th January 2018.
Hmmm so Greggs are now in trouble and they have had to apologise. Personally I wouldn’t have. To be honest with you there are too many people out there who think that at times like Christmas and Easter they have a right to complain. So what if a business like Greggs put in a sausage roll to promote a pastry for Christmas instead of promoting Jesus Christ. Any other time of the year it would have been OK.
Now this puts a new angle on things everyone has complained to say that Jesus was Jewish and Jesus would not have eaten pork as that is the main ingredient of the sausage roll. Do you get my drift? Does this mean all non Jewish people will not be celebrating Christmas.
Come on non Jewish people surely you cant be hypocritical and celebrate Christmas and did anyone actually ask Jesus what his religion was.
Please do post a comment and let me know your thoughts
Well Christmas will be upon us soon and still no sign of snow. Though it is getting cold. I was visiting Birmingham on Thursday and it was freezing. I travelled down by coach and came back by train. I even travelled on the bus. So it was very exciting for me to be chauffeured around.
I went into our local Dunelm mill yesterday and they have some lovely Christmas stuff and could spend all day there looking at what I could buy to build up my Christmas grotto. Especially the walking and singing reindeer, the storytelling father Christmas, and not forgetting the singing sausage dog. Need I go on.
Though I have quite a bit of Christmas stuff to start on. will make a start on it now. So if any of you gents would like to come and sit on miss santas knee and play with her I am around all week. I have have anon this month buy one get one free so book an hour and get one hour free.
See you soon
Hi and good morning. All ready for the weekend, taking my car for its wash this morning hopefully, think it really needs it, being the colour it is it shows the dirt.I am around all weekend for bookings.
I shall be doing my flying visit to Birmingham on the 9th November but it is only on an outcall basis as not really staying in Birmingham. So sorry guys can’t really offer incalls. I Have decided to ditch the car and travel via national express and let someone else do the driving.
Have a weekend see you all soon.
Good evening everyone, I am really looking forward to my foursome on monday. I had a threesome a couple of weeks ago and enjoyed it so much that have decided on adding an extra one to join in.
I am hoping to arrange another party just before Christmas so if anyone is interested in joining please do let me know. I would need at least 6 participants, otherwise the party wouldn’t be worth going ahead. The duration is 2 hours and the fee is £50 per head and you can play with me all you like. It would be around lunchtime.and I am looking and around the end of November.
Let me Know if you would to attend by leaving a comment below and which day would suit you better.
Have a lovely week and see you all soon.
Well 1st November has finally arrived and not long now before Christmas is upon us. The nights are drawing in and the weather is getting colder, the heating needs to go on now.
I have some special treats for November, You can all enjoy me for an overnight booking for 12 hours which is only on an out call basis for £400 in the month of November. If you cant spare the night we can do a 12 hour day shift for £600. Can you put up me because I am up for the challenge.
If That not something you would like my popular special offer is back, which is book an hour and get an hour free, this is an in call only visit. Have a lovely week and I look forward to seeing you all soon
Hope you all remember to put your clocks back, we lose an hour sleep then again it doesn’t bother me I shall make up for it over the year.
Don’t forget we are coming up to Halloween and a lot of trick and treaters will be out on what I call begging calls.So for the next 2 days I am going to be hibernating in the evenings. I shall be working all I am requesting is if anyone is visiting me in the evening is to ring me once they are outside my door so that I know its you.
Will be dusting out my santa outfit this year and why not come along and kiss me under the mistletoe or open the advent calender.
All special offers are coming to an end on 31st october 2017.
ONLY 57 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS.
Have a lovely week
As you all know I am visiting Kent in January for my holidays and I shall incorporate a bit of naughty and delicious time. Many of you have asked if I will be doing any orgies but this won’t be the case. I shall be available on certain days for bookings, at the spa I can do my usual half hour and one hour In calls and then you are free to join in the facilities and use the spa for the whole day.
So glad to be back home again. I can now concentrate on Christmas, have you wrote your cards out yet, and have you also wrapped your presents as well. If you need help in that department I can do it for you for a small fee.
Why not send in your ideas for your ideal Christmas gifts and see who has the best idea . I shall judge the best idea and the winner will be announced after Christmas and who knows what the prize will be. will keep you keep you guessing. Go on have a go and you never know you may win a prize. There are 2 prizes up for grabs.
Come and see me before the end of October for an hour and get half hour free offer is still on but please hurry as the offer runs out soon.
Did you all miss me? I am returning back home to the Isle of wight tomorrow, I shall be back on the Island late evening and am so glad to be coming home back to some normality.
I had a nice time in Birmingham, but though I was born in Birmingham and I should feel it is my home, it don’t feel like home to me at all. I have been on the Island for 13 years and have made it my home and it feels like I have been here longer.
I would finally like to thank those who had booked to see me and yet they didn’t show, So thank you for wasting my time when I could offered those slots to others rather than disappoint them. It is a good job I have decided not to publish your mobile phone number, it doesn’t take a few seconds to ring to say you can’t make it.
Finally I shall be back working from Tuesday onwards may even get a cheeky booking in tomorrow night.
Have a lovely week and see you all soon