Funky sexy names

I am now into day 24 of driving my lovely Citroen ds5 but as of yet it hasn’t got a name. Therefore I have a quandary, do I call it CAR or shall I name it. If I name what do I call it any suggestions, and please can I have some nice sexy names but they can’t be female names as everyone refers to a car as a she, Why? My car is a Male. Men are also by far the sexiest and it doesn’t always have to be the women who get all the credit.

So come on guys get in with all your suggestions of some nice names no matter how funny, sexy, odd, funky ,strange, weird and naughty it may be I will consider all names and will announce the name of the car once I have chosen it.

Have a lovely weekend and get your thinking caps on. Just remember my special offer runs out on 28th February 2018. Its going to get cold next next week so come and get warmed up by me.

See you all soon.



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Back to the norm

Hi everyone

Sorry haven’t posted a blog lately as been mourning the loss of my beloved yellow and black OAP, it was such a beautiful car, But like they say all good things must come to an end. I think I have got over it now all the the car needed say to to my car was move over I don’t like you and I am pretty sure it would have obliged but no one listens these day.  With extensive damage it couldn’t be saved and the decision was made to total it off.

I now have a lovely Citroen DS5 and yes I did want one for Christmas  but I will always miss my Citroen DS3. My experience with direct line insurance has not been the best as they are not the sympathetic of insurance companies, sorry direct line I will not be recommending you to anyone.

On a better note I am planning visiting Kent again in march dates to be confirmed soon, so watch this space. I shall around all week this week so if you are at a loose end please do pop along.

If anyone would like to see me in kent please let me know so that i know in advance. I am hoping to book a hotel.

Have a lovely week. See you soon

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Bright February morning

Morning everyone, looks like its going to be a nice day today I haven’t ventured out as of yet. I shall be going out soon for my power walk.  Bit of walk doesn’t hurt anyone, keeps you fit. My special valentines offer for this month is buy one get one free so whether you book an hour or half hour  to see me you get the same in return free and it will run till the 28th February 2018.

I am at Rio’s this Saturday 10th February 2018.  So why not cum and join me if you are at a loose end. It is always nice to see my fans.

And a final  reminder I still offer free pick up service from all ferry terminals on the island back to my place and I do drop you back afterwards, and you don’t have to worry about negotiating public transport or taxis once you get to the island from the mainland. If you are on the Island and have problems with no transport I can also pick you up from an arranged destination.

Have a lovely week whatever you are doing and hope to see you all soon

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Lovely time on holiday

As you all know my recent holiday was in Kent on the 11th of January. I was there until 18th January. I must say it was one of the best holidays ever and I am so glad that I chose to go there as that it was a holiday that I will always remember. I would like to thank  everyone who visited me.

I would like to say a very special Thank you to a special Gentleman Who visited me twice whilst I was there, You were a true gentleman and we had a lovely time and you really put a smile on my face. I really looked forward to your visit, really knows how to treat a lady. I am really looking forward to seeing you again on my return visit to kent. Many thanks again D.

Hoping to hear some news about the return of my car I wish the garage would hurry up and fix it I am missing the car, Miss not seeing the yellow car parked outside my house with the lovely number plate OAP. Saying that I an happy driving the loan car as feel like queen of the road people give way to bigger cars, and it has all the toys on it.

Has anyone broken their new years resolutions yet, what was your new years resolution, why not share in the comments box, I like to know.

Have a lovely week. See you all soon

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Hi everyone, I have arrived back on the Island today and it feels great to be back home again. I have missed you all. I would like to say a massive thank you to all you gents who visited me whilst I was on my holiday. It was good fun. The food was OK, could have been better.  Walking around with no clothes on was so much fun and even having my dinner in the nude was an interesting experience. I was spoilt for choice as to which Jacuzzi to go in and the steam room was very very steamy especially when I went in there. the sauna was that hot that i only managed 15 minutes a time  twice a day. The salt was handy to rub into my nooks and cranny’s and then to go into the steam room to sweat out so that i could have lovely skin.

Though I did travel down in comfort as my car is still not fixed , hopefully will be on the mend soon.  Will have to start cracking the whip with the insurance company as not a very happy bunny at the moment. Not the best insurance company to go with must remember not to renew with them again.

I shall be around all weekend and the rest of the week so if you are at a loose end and need warming up give me a call you know where I am.



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Kent visit not long to go

Well too long to go before I go off to Kent on the 11th January and I am really looking forward to my week away. I definantly need a break away, So if any of you are at a loose end and would like to pop along and say hello you are more than welcome to cum on over.

I am available all over this weekend and up until the 10th January and then I am  back on again on the 19th January.

See you all soon

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Happy New Year

Happy New Year to everyone old and new, hope you all have a good one, I shall be seeing the new year in tonight as usual in front of the the t v seeing all the fireworks go off in all parts of the world.

So what do  I have in store for you all in 2018 well here goes. I turn 50 next year in October so aiming to do at least 50 different tasks before I turn 50.

Loyalty Scheme

As so many of you have been loyal to me I would like set up a loyalty scheme to say thank you to everyone and this is how it works.

Visit me 5 times and your 6th visit is half price

visit me 10 times and your 11th visit is free

then it restarts again.

Every 3  months I hope to visit one of the islands on a weekend tour and will offer in calls and out calls. Will notify in advance which Island I shall be visiting and would need bookings in advance with a small deposit.  Islands on the list will be Channel Island,isle of dogs and Isle of man.

Will be doing special offers from time to time and If there is anything you would like to try when you visit me please do ask all I can say is no.


Have a happy new year.


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11 days to go

Only 11 days to go when i shall be lounging around on my holiday in Kent so if anyone  on a loose end between 11th January and the 18th January 2018 cum along and say hi. Bring along a camera and take away a memory or two, perhaps leave me a memory too?

Have  a happy new year,see you all next year.

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Hi and Happy Christmas . I have been waiting up to see Santa hoping he will bring me some nice presents, hopefully he will put a big smile on my face tonight. My poor little yellow car has had a bump today with a front collision and i had to wait around for recovery to turn up. so am not a very happy little miss Santa at the moment, so hopefully will get car sorted soon.

Well I have left a couple of biscuits and a cuppa out for Santa and hopefully he will enjoy his tea and i do make a mean cup of tea, though i am not too bad at making a latte and a mocha either.

Have a lovely Christmas day and see you soon



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Happy Christmas

Its finally here Christmas eve today and Christmas day tomorrow. Just got a couple of bits to do and I can rest assured that I am fully ready for Christmas. Are you on the good or naughty list this year, hopefully Santa will visit me. Why not come and see me as a pre Christmas treat, and you never know what surprise I have in store for you. To make it interesting just for tomorrow, I am putting a twist to each booking as no 2 bookings will the same. So if you are at a loose end why not give me a call and pop down, maybe you need a break from your Christmas shopping you could always call in.


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